Savings Bank Puns

There was no interest

Is it a 'joint' account.

I was visiting my folks, and decided to take em out to dinner when Ma got home. We go for a feed, all is well. I'm standing up at the end of the table, leaning on its edge with me phone out as Ma was organising herself. Da came back from the loo, and asked me what I was doing on me phone.

"Checking me balance." I replied, showing him my bank app. I had just been paid and was moving money around to savings and such, after paying for dinner by phone NFC.

Without warning he gives me a good hip n shoulder, not hard enough to send me flying but enough to shift me a bit.

"Ya balance looks shit, boy."

He smirks at me as Ma groans audibly. Cheeky old bugger.

This is why he's going in a crooked retirement home you always see on the News.

We were watching Saving Mr. Banks and his dad notices how many stars are in the movie. Dad: Wow this movie is heavily casted Friend: Like a broken arm! Dad Groans and then walks away.

Leaving for vacation and my dad cashes in his coins he's been saving. We bring the voucher up to the teller.

Bank Teller: okay sir how would you like your money?

Dad: US currency preferably

Bank teller: long awkward pause as she gets him money

I played some music at a church and was telling my dad about one particularly cheesy song called 'Jesus Saves'.

WAIT, SON, STOP! Which bank?