What would satin's name be if he was a furry?
lucifur
What do you call evil fabric? Satin
Dad: *Rubs couch* "Is this satin?"
Mom: "It's clearly not."
Dad: Sits down "It is now!"
I went into Ann Summers and asked the girl if the underwear was satin.
She said "no, they're new."
Most chairs are Satin
I was buying the wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant;
“Are these knickers satin?" "No” she said, “They’re brand new...”
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
I strongly considered joining the muslin faith until I realized the entire thing was a fabrication.
In the lingerie store
I asked her "is any of this satin? " "No," She replied, "it's all brand new."
Someone tried to steal my silk sheets and replace them with a cheaper fabric.
Not today, satin.
Not today.
I was at a furniture store
Someone said "oh they have satin sheets!" I said "that's weird, who sat in them?" And got that look we all love.
I was at the store buying desk chairs.
Some of them were really expensive.
I said "If i'm going to pay $200 for a chair, it better be the best one I ever satin."
