[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
Tried to sass dad, dad sasses me right back.
Mom: You really need to eat more, you're too skinny.
Dad: Don't worry about her, I had the same body when I was her age.
Me: What, you had boobs?
Dad: What, you do?
Oh my God dad.
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
The sass-quatch
Words that sound the same backwards and forwards
I started pronouncing words backwards and forwards, with slight variation in the sounds of the consonants.
Mom....mmoM.
Dad....daaD.
Poop....pooP.
Daughter: What are you doing!? *Shriveled nose face
Dad: I'm trying to think of words that sound the same backwards and forwards. Can you think of any?
Daughter: Um, no.
Dad: I'm surprised you didn't instantly think of... Sass.
(Still would work if they come up with examples as long as they don't think of sass.)
