[OC] Guess The Pun #48 - Watch the sideeye, Sass-lan... v.redd.it/nu5tipb4mjl41
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God of Sass
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📅︎ May 06 2019
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Tried to sass dad, dad sasses me right back.

Mom: You really need to eat more, you're too skinny.

Dad: Don't worry about her, I had the same body when I was her age.

Me: What, you had boobs?

Dad: What, you do?

Oh my God dad.

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I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...

She was takin' a back when taken aback!

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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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Words that sound the same backwards and forwards

I started pronouncing words backwards and forwards, with slight variation in the sounds of the consonants.

Mom....mmoM.

Dad....daaD.

Poop....pooP.

Daughter: What are you doing!? *Shriveled nose face

Dad: I'm trying to think of words that sound the same backwards and forwards. Can you think of any?

Daughter: Um, no.

Dad: I'm surprised you didn't instantly think of... Sass.

(Still would work if they come up with examples as long as they don't think of sass.)

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