Santa's Reindeer Puns

A list of puns related to "Santa's Reindeer"

Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldn’t open his vehicle?

One horse open sleigh.

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👤︎ u/PulkPush
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

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👤︎ u/EnhancedSurveillance
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Santa's adding another reindeer for a new look this year.

And he's sleighing it.

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👤︎ u/praisethelort
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?

Rudeolph.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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How did Santa's reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits?

Dashing

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👤︎ u/greenthegreen
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.

They call them Jingle Berries.

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👤︎ u/SchpeederMan
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Tomorrow night the Reindeer will be working for Santa against their will...

They've been forced into sleighvery.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Santa actually only had two reindeer

Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

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👤︎ u/LegendofPisoMojado
📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Which of Santa’s reindeer do no dinosaurs like?

Comet!

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👤︎ u/Boom223
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Santa's reindeer don't roast each other... they have rude-offs

If you don't get it, sleigh it out loud.

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👤︎ u/patentpunk
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Do you guys know how much Santa paid for all his reindeer?

Nothing, they were on the house.

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👤︎ u/Flattishsassy
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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What does Santa write when his reindeer dies?

A Yule-logy

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👤︎ u/halcyon427
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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How many reindeer does santa have?

10: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comit, Cupid, Donner, Blizten, Rudolph, and Olive. Olive the other reindeer Courtesy of a random friendly customer I had today.

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👤︎ u/sb107
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

Rude-elf.

When he found out Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame.

Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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👤︎ u/TheFifthStep
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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Did you know Santa had another reindeer named "Olive?"

You know how the song goes.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

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👤︎ u/Old_Army90
📅︎ Dec 06 2013
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