They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.
While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.
I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
What's the opposite of an Okapi?
An Original.
(My buddy who's not even a dad yet made that one up at the Okapi enclosure at San Diego zoo)
This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me
>Me: Mr. Lion eh?
>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.
>Me: I'll call!
I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.
And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo
