Itβs hard to believe that it has been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.
It seems like only yesterday.
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︎ May 22 2021
Whatβs a more concrete term for butt crack?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Whatβs the more important race, a 5k or a mile?
The 5k because a mile race doesnβt meter.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since heβs moved away, he wonβt paint any more.
I guess heβs now an ex-cape-artist...
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother whoβs even more evil and sadistic?
His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Itβs been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making βFriendsβ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, βItβs not working. I canβt take it any more. Iβm going to my momβs.β
I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Whatβs up with ghosts haunting people? Arenβt there more interesting things to do in the afterlife? [OC]
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What family members are most likely to spoil the sβmore children?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I want to make s'mores, but I'm out of graham crackers...
Good thing I have Instagram
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My motherβs leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Whatβs more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Heβs feline a lot more comfortable.
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︎ May 12 2018
βNationβs Geologists demand more money for Marijuana researchβ I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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︎ May 04 2020
A pyrotechnician was asked how to make s'mores
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︎ May 07 2020
What do you call an onionβs more fun cousin?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
More U.S. Presidents were born in Virginia than any other state.
I guess you could say it's a Prez dispenser.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Whatβs the best place to learn more about candles?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Itβs official, scientists have proven that more birthday celebrations is officially linked to a longer life span
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Thereβs a reason I donβt speak with the Taliban any more.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My wife said that I should start paying more attention to whatβs going on around me.
Iβll try harder in 2018.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriendβs name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a βDad Jokeβ Dad is fun!
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︎ Jan 31 2019
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︎ Oct 12 2019
A report just came out that Peyton Manningβs forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Whatβs more amazing than a talking dog?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I donβt know why the Hulk doesnβt have more bandages. Heβs essentially a giant bruce.
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︎ Aug 20 2018
Last night I had The Killers over for sβmores and hot cocoa. We all woke up this morning sick with hangovers
I looked at them and said βhow did it end up like this? It was only Swiss-miss.β
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︎ Apr 04 2019
A hip replacement is when something hip gets replaced by something else thatβs more hip.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What is your best joke involving s'mores?
We are cooking them tonight and I need some ammunition
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︎ Jul 17 2014
S'mores
I came home and made breakfast for my dad and sister. I tried a new egg recipe that I found. I asked them how they like it and he said, "They taste like s'mores." My sister and I looked at him funny and he said, "Like I want some more of them!"
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︎ Aug 18 2015
Every time we ask my uncle if he wants a S'more...
"How can I have 'S'MORE' if I haven't had any yet?" then he breaks into this fake laugh that sounds like a higher pitched Santa "ho hoo hoo ho" and we are all stuck shaking our heads and (depending on alcohol levels) laughing our butts off.
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︎ Sep 27 2013
Someone at the party didn't know what a s'more was.
It's the opposite of a s'less.
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︎ Dec 02 2013
I canβt believe itβs been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.
It seems like just yesterday.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "Itβs true!"
"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
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