A list of puns related to "Runniness"
But it's snot.
...you're built upside down, mate.
A hipposnotamous!
You break it's legs
But it's snot
"It's a little bit runny".
I think i had a sin(x) infection
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
but it's snot.
I told him "No whey, Jose"
You could say he's phlegmboyant.
He was the Custardy Sergeant
My friend asked her parents for a 6ft Teddy bear for Christmas. Today she got this.
http://imgur.com/M4CAMAg
He told me to tell it to walk instead
I had a runny nose and my father was looking for some allergy medication for me. I complained that we didn't have any and He turns to me and says "you must be over Reactine then"
Lock doors, stockpile and two runny nostrils
The yolk was runny.
He came in Monday with a cough and runny nose. Then I didn’t see him until the following week.
When he came back I said, “Wow, I was really getting worried when I didn’t see you the rest of the week.”
“Why’s that?” He said.
“Well you seemed really sick...” I started, “and you DID go to Germany after all.”
He had a puzzled look on his face.
“You haven’t heard about getting sick in Germany?” I asked.
“No” he replied.
“Well everyone knows... it’s the wurst.”
I’m at my fathers for Christmas and he just said....
“If your nose is runny and you think it’s funny... it’s snot”
I about died!!!!
Merry Christmas !!
Runny Knows!
In the post race interview he said in a nasally voice: I won because I have a cold. So I was extra runny.
... This was terrible.
He made us all egg sandwiches, over easy - runny and delicious. I got some on my hand and as I went to lick it off said, "Yolks on me."
Dad went, "Heh. That's my girl."
Ain't no higher praise.
So my boss and I were talking about how everyone has runny noses right now. He says "Mines running 365 days a year." "Maybe it's time for you to catch it, then."
Her: My nose is so runny
Me: That's because it wants to get away from you
She told me it was the worst thing she'd ever heard in her life but I honestly couldn't stop laughing at my own joke.
Both of my sisters have runny noses.
Eldest sister: My runny nose is so gross.
Youngest sister: Mine is snot.
Commercial comes on regarding lighter yogurt, not as thick as Greek yogurt.
Sister: I actually like thicker yogurt so it's not as runny.
Dad: Yeah I don't like runny yogurt either. I can never catch up to it.
Dad: Wow, Milwaukee is a long ways away from home. This is going to be a long trip home.
Me: ...
Dad: You know how we could get home faster?
Me: How?
Dad: Mil-runny!
Every time someone says "I have a runny nose" dad says "Are your feet smelly? Possibly you're built upside down."
Every. Single. Time.
But, it’s snot
You may think it’s funny but its snot
But it's snot
Snot
but it's snot
But really it's not.
You may think it's funny, but it snot
If you're dancing with your honey, And your nose gets runny, Don't think it's funny, Because it's snot.
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