Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
Have you seen my bodily fluids jar?
i put my blood, sweat, and tears into it
Sure, I drink brake fluid
My wife told me to push fluids when I got my covid vaccine
If a man is addicted to braking fluid...
Can he stop any time he wants?
I love brake fluid.
Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants.
There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid
He says he can stop anytime
(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)
People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid
I always say, “I can stop whenever I want.”
During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid
But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
9/10 people addicted to breaker fluid can't stop.
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
Water is heavier than butane
because butane is a lighter fluid.
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
What is the worlds lightest fluid?
My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid
I keep telling her I could stop at any time
What type of math equation do you need to do to wipe your butt?
Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.
Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He said he could stop any time he wants.
I guess the food is more fluid with the guests
get it? because it’s break fluid.
Car: *chimes*
Daughter: “Low washer fluid”.
Dad: “That’s too bad. I hope the washer fluid feels better, later.”
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.
I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.
Sure, I drink brake fluid.
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I can stop any time I want.
i know a guy addicted to brake fluid
he says he can stop any time.
Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!
So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?
I can stop any time I want.
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....
Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like
I’m addicted to brake fluid,
On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
But it's ok I can stop at any time.
I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid
But he insisted he could stop at any time.
I am addicted to brake fluid
But I can stop whenever I want.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid
He said he could stop anytime.
You guys know why water is heavier than butane?
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid
But he says he can stop at anytime.
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
but I can stop any time...
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