My College Internship Almost Ruined My Life

I'm quite the music history buff- always have been. My first inkling as a college student was to explore turning this into a career. So I found a music museum, wrote an impassioned essay, and somehow landed the 12-week internship.

When I got there, I met the curator, a woman named Rhonda. Like me, she had grown up enjoying music and always wanting to know more. Thanks to grants and donors' generosity, she had helped continue the museum's legacy of showcasing what might otherwise be lost to history.

The tradition of the museum had always been to let the interns work in the orchestral wing. My assignment in particular was the string section.

Now I didn't know a whole lot about the string family, but I saw some really fine specimens and decided we could perhaps tell a broader story about the progression of the instruments. And so I began studying.

After about a week of studying, I went to Rhonda and asked if we could do something different here. She was very receptive to the idea and introduced me to her assistant, Dr. Will. His PhD was in history, natch, but he still relished having everyone call him Doctor. It was funny.

Dr. Will helped me learn so much about how the family of instruments developed over time, their overall cultural footprint, etc.

Did you know a fiddle and a violin are the same thing? Did you know the viola family dates back to the 16th C.? Vivaldi wrote 25 cello concertos!

I dazzled visitors with tales of the Stradivarius, Amati and Guarneri families. I noted the increase in neck length over time. I reassured them that despite the name catgut, no cat intestines were used in the creation of these instrumentsβ€”but it sure might be sheep or goat.

Sadly, 12 weeks goes by quickly when you're having fun, and I got enthusiastic letters of recommendation from Rhonda and Dr. Will, and I do miss them. Hello, you two.

I figured I could waltz (sorry) right in to more museum jobs later, but boy, was I mistaken.

I kept interviewing for the job, but after about the 10th cold shoulder, I had to find out what I was doing wrong. I had done such a good job, after all, right??????

So I fucking called the museum

got the guy who interviewed me on the lineβ€”and he wasn't thrilled to even talk to me. But I asked him, sir, why didn't I even get a call back? Weren't my qualifications good?

He said, yes, BUT.......

"...we simply can't hire someone who has exhibited a history of violins."

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I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.

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Christmas is ruined!

I've just seen Chris Rea get off a train

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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined

Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.

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Ruined the vibe πŸ˜”
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Dinner is ruined. I've peed all over the floor
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If your plans are ruined this 2020 because of Coronavirus, save it for 2022

Because 2022 is 2020 too

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Depressed = not pressed (sorry if that ruined the joke but last time I posted this nobody got it)
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My Indian friend was making flatbread kebabs in an iron skillet and ruined a whole batch

Should have used the naan-stick pan instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My wife isn't talking to me because apparently I ruined her birthday....

I don't know how I did that... I didn't even know it was her birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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My camping trip to the beautiful country of Iceland was ruined by a pack of wild dogs

They just wouldn’t stop BjΓΆrking

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I really wanted to watch Fast and the Furious, but the spoilers ruined it for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
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This sub used to be great, but now it’s ruined.

https://imgur.com/gallery/87MbnGu

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She almost ruined the joke.
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I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.

I was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattFA2
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Someone ruined my bit of land at the allotment

I lost the plot.

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It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow and she’s wanted to get a new cat (recently lost our old one), so my son and I got a cat from the animal shelter, put her gently into a large gift bag and brought her home. Before I could shut my driver door my son ran inside and ruined the surprise...

Can’t believe he let the cat out of the bag.

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I got a nail in my tire coming home from the grocery store. My meat, milk, icecream... Absolutely ruined while waiting on a tow truck!

Should've bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tj_xraybanvision
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The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capablwda0
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My wife just texted this β€œmom” joke to me: What’s it called when your college basketball bracket is ruined?

March Sadness.

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The baker cut too many corners and ruined the whole batch

He went to a lot of kneadless trouble

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The first half of our lives, is ruined by our parents...

...and the second half, by our children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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My father in law attempted a dad joke. I ruined it.

Father in law: Have you ever seen pine nuts?

Me: Yah why?

FIL: How did you get it to spread it's legs(snickers)

Me: Log splitter (drinks beer)

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My co worker was upset that office depot ruined her wedding invitations

She told a group of us that there was a huge black line down the middle of all the invites, I asked "so I guess black lines do matter?" She hit me, told me I was stupid, then cried. I feel it was worth it.

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Person one: "Don't put the pots and pans in the dishwasher, it wrecks the anti-stick stuff. That's how I ruined that big pan."

Person two: "I guess you could say the anti-stick went out of the frying pan, into the water."

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My dad ruined passover with this one...

What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?

  • A lil fucker about this high
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Ruined my joke.

In the car, I tried to get my 7yr old with the classic "Matterdeer" joke, and it went like this.

Me: Hey son, what's the difference between a matterdeer and a matador?

Son: They sound similar, but they're spelled differently.

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It ruined our cuddling time...

Me: Have I told you I love you today?

Wife: Yes, but it's nice to hear.

Me: I love you today.

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What did Taylor Swift say when she entered a ruined building?

I knew you were rubble when I walked in.

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My friend was so upset that his joke was ruined

Just discovered this awesome subreddit and have a dad joke that I heard while hanging out with my friend a while back. We're driving back to their house and the interaction went like this:

Friend: Hey dad, want to hear a joke?

Dad: Sure, hit me!

Friend: What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Dad: thinks to himself Phoenix and Scottsdale!

Friend: I-what? Phoenix and Scottsdale?

Dad: Yeah, you said his two sons! Tuscon, Arizona! Phoenix and Scottsdale!

He just howled with laughter while my friend kept calling him lame.

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At the library with my friend when I ruined his joke...

Him- "Wanna hear something scary"

Me- "Boo"

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My dad ruined seeing a majestic bird

This morning my family was gathered around the table at breakfast...

Me: Oh hey look there's a cardinal out by the tree My dad: Is the pope out there with him?

Horrifying...

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After I said it, she told me I'd ruined everything ever.

Was with the girlfriend and she was pointing out scars she had. When she pointed out one on her hand I started smacking a rhythm out on her hand. When she asked "What are you doing?" I simply replied: "I'm playing some ska!"

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