Ruined (play) Puns

A list of puns related to "Ruined (play)"

Why do cows never play chess?

Because they can’t make any mooooooooove

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👤︎ u/oraefaibohp
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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After I said it, she told me I'd ruined everything ever.

Was with the girlfriend and she was pointing out scars she had. When she pointed out one on her hand I started smacking a rhythm out on her hand. When she asked "What are you doing?" I simply replied: "I'm playing some ska!"

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👤︎ u/Clarrington
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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