NASA proudly calls it ‘Curiosity’
To which I replied: “tell me about it. I’ve been with her for 20 years.”
So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT
I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.
Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
It was alive until Curiosity killed it
We lost our Opportunity
The new rover Curiosity discovered life on Mars tonight. A small group of creatures resembling cats was discovered unfortunately, the rover came down directly on top of the colony killing them. Even millions of miles away, Curiosity kills the cats.
Curiosity killed the cat.
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
Rover-dose
Did you know there used to be life on Mars? Yeah, there used to be a giant cat that lived up there. Guess which rover we sent to greet it?
Because Curiosity got there first!
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
To which she was so kind,
And everywhere that Mary went,
You could see her bear behind.
Dad and Gramps love this one.
Curiosity Rover carries Obama's signature to Mars:
http://i.imgur.com/afpXW8Z.jpg
Driving along with my dad in his land rover.
He turns to me and says: "Do you want to go off road?" "Yes" I reply
Dad proceeds to mount the grassy verge with one wheel for about 3 seconds before returning to the road. Dad laughs manically for about 5 minutes.
Pissed on the blind man's shoes.
The blind man said, "here rover, here's a piece of beef for you."
His wife said, "Don't reward him. You can't just let that pass."
The blind man said, "I gotta find his mouth, so I can kick him in the ass."
Curiosity killed the Cat
You have a rover-dose!
