Roman Catholics Puns

A list of puns related to "Roman Catholics"

My friend is a Roman Catholic priest, great at his job - he absolutely kills it every Sunday.

He’s a mass murderer.

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👤︎ u/procrastiprov
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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If my son became a priest.........

Would I call him "Father"?

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👤︎ u/mightypaper
📅︎ Mar 05 2017
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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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👤︎ u/11_iamthewalrus_24
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!

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👤︎ u/therealclur
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a catholic that often gets lost

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/Hobdel1
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call a religious nomad?

Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/Meat-beater-mitch
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Similarity Between Religions

My Calculus Professor dad joked us the other day by saying.

"There is not much difference between Judaism and Catholicism, one has wandering Jews and the other has Roman Catholics."

The whole class groaned.

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👤︎ u/zwind
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic (I'll show myself out)

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👤︎ u/HipityHopin
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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What do you call a sleep walking nun? ...

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/dubleayey
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/shortbusinc82
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a roman catholic

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👤︎ u/yungsad
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/Infinitecacti
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman (roamin') Catholic

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👤︎ u/Lizziblaize
📅︎ Sep 09 2017
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what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

a Roman Catholic

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👤︎ u/yungsad
📅︎ Aug 01 2016
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