I watched a movie called Tight Rolex.
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︎ May 02 2021
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
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︎ May 03 2021
My lesbian neighbors gave me a really cool Rolex watch for my birthday!
I donβt think they understood me when I said, βI wanna watch.β
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Yesterday I saw a Rolex ad
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Seiko and Rolex...
... best watch dogs ever.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I have two dogs, Rolex and TimeX
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I got a new dog and named him Rolex.
He's an expensive watch dog.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Iβve got two dobermans, one named Rolex, other - Timex
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I caught my son tying a half hitch on my new Rolex.
I thought βknot on my watchβ
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I saw a great deal online for a 'Replica Rolex' for only $50. I just opened the box and found it is completely made of wood...
To make matters worse, it is covered with a dark circular imperfection in the wood grain. I won't accept this - knot on my watch.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I pinned a Rolex to the post just outside my house
It's the neighborhood watch.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
So there are three female wizards assigned to protect three Rolex time pieces. My only question?
Which witch would watch which watch?
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︎ Jan 18 2019
βͺHad a meeting with ROLEX...β¬
Nobody took the meeting minutes
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Who kills a guy and doesnβt steal his Rolex After?
A man with no time on his hands
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︎ Sep 27 2019
A slogan idea for Rolex watches
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︎ Nov 27 2016
If Fitbit and Rolex teamed up to make a luxury/premium fitness tracker...
...would they call it a Swolex?
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︎ Oct 22 2015
Buying a Rolex
I was about to buy a Rolex today when I suddenly decided it wasn't a good idea. I am not really sure what it was but every time I looked at the watch I thought to myself, the time just isn't right.
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︎ Apr 02 2014
I had to flick an insect off my Rolex.
They're not OK. Not on my watch!
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︎ Feb 24 2016
My Rolex stopped working the other day
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︎ Oct 09 2014
Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were Watch Dogs.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex, and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex.
Theyβre his watch dogs!
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex...
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︎ Feb 27 2018
My Lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"
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︎ Aug 12 2018
My neighbours bought me a Rolex for my birthday
I dont think they understood when I said " I wanna watch".
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My uncle has two Dobermans. Called "Rolex" and "Timex".
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they were watch dogs
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︎ Jul 23 2019
My dad named our dogs Rolex and Timex because he wanted watch dogs.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
My dad named his puppies Rolex and Timex
He calls them his watch dogs
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︎ Mar 22 2018
I just got two dogs and named them Timex and Rolex.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My two dogs are named Timex and Rolex
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︎ Apr 07 2015
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