"...mountains peak!"
I guess I took her for granite.
Because they know what make the bedrock! π
Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
IM LIVID
Because it was built by HAADRIANNN
Silvester Stalone
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".
My wife and I are chatting about where to go on vacation.
Wife: You know, I really would love to see Aspen, Colorado. It looks beautiful. Me: Aspen you shall receive. Wife: ... You're a horrible person.
Hadriaaaan!
They find faults in everything.
"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"
"Why's that?"
"Cause they would have lost the opener"
Edit: Format
It was cutting edge technology
Grandma and I have been learning that the ravens and crows here in the Rocky Mountains are from the family "Corvidae." So, as their babies took flight for the first time today, we decided that the sky is filled with flying "Corvettes." They are adorable.
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, βJust take your Up, vote and go.β
The Blocky Mountains.
(My 9yo son came up with this one.)
But the era of clothing was just plain garb-age
"Colour me intrigued."
The Rocky Mountains
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road
I would like to be first to say, may he finda piece in the after-slice.
They hit rock bottom.
My family (Dad, Mom, Borther, and 2x sisters) was driving back to alberta after a trip to B.C, and my dad pulled this one..
Dad: Holy shit a bear!!
Mom: Where?!
Dad: On the side of the road!
Kids: Where?!?
Dad: You don't see it?
Everyone else: No- oh..
we proceed to pass a billboard with a grizzly bear on it while my dad is laughing and doing the classic banging of the hands on the steering wheel
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
I asked this family where they had come from as I moved their luggage. They told me they had driven somewhere around 12 hours that day and were very ready to just go to bed.
But as they got to the door the Father stopped abruptly in front of all of us and said, "Oh no! We can't stay here. The sign says 'Service dogs only'."
To which his whole family died a little on the inside and I rolled on the ground laughing.
When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"
We are going through a Rocky patch!
