Rocky Balboa
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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When the road is a bit rocky...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...

"...mountains peak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Start of a rocky relationship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeyamstewpig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My wife left me because we have a rocky relationship.

I guess I took her for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Rocky
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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It was a rocky relationship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punnybeings
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to

Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dr.Stone really had a Rocky Start.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigni44a
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shane_edm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Why is the Pantheon Rocky’s favorite Roman monument?

Because it was built by HAADRIANNN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handsome_Quack69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Who is more rocky than the rock?

Silvester Stalone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogaloo1776
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:

"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlesir123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Rocky's chicken shack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoengel001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Rocky Mountain Sigh

My wife and I are chatting about where to go on vacation.

Wife: You know, I really would love to see Aspen, Colorado. It looks beautiful. Me: Aspen you shall receive. Wife: ... You're a horrible person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonhocket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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Who was Rocky’s favorite emperor?

Hadriaaaan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatDIYCouple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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When life gets rocky, beLEAF in yourselfπŸ‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_philipp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Colorado Rockies broadcaster just us

"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"

"Why's that?"

"Cause they would have lost the opener"

Edit: Format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMAconman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Had a bit of fun at work, any of you guys rocky horror fans? imgur.com/Lduodc8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delightfullydorky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?

The Blocky Mountains.

(My 9yo son came up with this one.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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The stone age was pretty rocky

But the era of clothing was just plain garb-age

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What did the chameleon who came into contact with a brand new rocky environment think?

"Colour me intrigued."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Whilst driving through the Rocky Mountains.

My family (Dad, Mom, Borther, and 2x sisters) was driving back to alberta after a trip to B.C, and my dad pulled this one..

Dad: Holy shit a bear!!

Mom: Where?!

Dad: On the side of the road!

Kids: Where?!?

Dad: You don't see it?

Everyone else: No- oh..

we proceed to pass a billboard with a grizzly bear on it while my dad is laughing and doing the classic banging of the hands on the steering wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhairybolo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2013
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Overheard a dad at the YMCA of the Rockies this week

I asked this family where they had come from as I moved their luggage. They told me they had driven somewhere around 12 hours that day and were very ready to just go to bed.

But as they got to the door the Father stopped abruptly in front of all of us and said, "Oh no! We can't stay here. The sign says 'Service dogs only'."

To which his whole family died a little on the inside and I rolled on the ground laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imighthaveachode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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