My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business
But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road
Waiting outside a restaurant with my dad
Family just finished eating, and my father and I stepped outside. We noticed some ice cream spilled on the rough gravel of the parking lot.
Dad: what flavor does that look like to you?
Me: I don't know. Maybe mint?
Dad: I was thinking rocky road.
For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...
It's a rocky road.
Most people just do not appreciate chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows as much as I do.
I know, it's only Rocky Road, but I like it.
