Rocky Road Puns

A list of puns related to "Rocky Road"

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...

But it was his own dumb asphalt...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?

The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.

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👤︎ u/BadgerEatCheese
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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👤︎ u/KnightAngelic
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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👤︎ u/ContainsTracesOfLies
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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Waiting outside a restaurant with my dad

Family just finished eating, and my father and I stepped outside. We noticed some ice cream spilled on the rough gravel of the parking lot.

Dad: what flavor does that look like to you?

Me: I don't know. Maybe mint?

Dad: I was thinking rocky road.

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👤︎ u/Mosk3
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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Most people just do not appreciate chocolate ice cream with nuts and marshmallows as much as I do.

I know, it's only Rocky Road, but I like it.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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My wife and I keep arguing about ice cream.

Our relationship is going down a rocky road.

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👤︎ u/hwf0712
📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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