I asked my mom what she would think if a white dude was rockin dreads and she went β€œthat’s dreadful.” we laughed for a good minute.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleanorw123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The Foo Fighters should have their own amusement park ride called the "Rockin' Grohlercoaster"

I just picture Dave Grohl riding the coaster car in his throne with his leg in a cast rocking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubachris85x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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A really " rockin' " pun.

If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JManRomania
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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My first official dad joke!!!

So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim β€œhey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ β€˜n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/do_it-to_it
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Y'all might think that old people are boring

But you have to admit, their chairs are rockin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desuetude25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My wife asked if we should go to Istanbul or Marrakesh.

I replied that Istanbul is rockin' but Marrakesh is Moroccan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EurassesDragon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Dad joked dad

So I was walking along a bush path with my dad and brother and I was smashing them one after the other

"dad I keep feeling these plants, they probably want me to leaf it alone hahaha. How fern-y am I haha. If you guys don't like these jokes, I have found the root of the problem. I should probably branch out on my type of jokes, but I'm totally rockin it. I am having the moss-t amount of fun right now hahaha".

I thought it was hilarious but they just looked at me haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silly-bowser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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Dadjoked by my neighbor.

I was loading up some gravel into wheel barrows to be dumped in the back yard. My neighbor rolls up in his baby blue Nissan Leaf and gets out. He takes one look at me and says "Your rockin' out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Essunset
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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