Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
He always claims that his wife rocks
I go back and forth on them
Haulin’ Oats... 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad
So she could rock 'n' roll !
it was a loco motion
We'll call it rock and roll.
Turnip the beets!
My kitten, Bean, fell asleep on my mom's boobs. My dad walked in the room, paused for a moment with his dad joke face, and exclaimed "don't fall for it, Bean! It's a booby trap!"
groan
My son and I were just now driving home from visiting his grandmother with the radio somewhat cranked up.
Son: "Dad, what's your jam?" Me: "I am not really sure, I like many different kinds of music. What's your jam son?" Son: "Grape..... Grape jam."
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
You officially hit rock bottom
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!
Aggravated Basalt.
Dwayne the swamp!
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
But it took one stone to figure out the theory of relativity.
It was quite the milestone
Mt. Rushmore
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
Bartender picks up a piece of ice, and asks "you like ice?"
Terrorist says "Yes, but more than one would be nice"
Bartender grabs another piece of ice and asks "so, you like ices?"
A Comedeor.
Joe Cocker Spaniel.
SO here I go again on my own
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
I ran.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
I was given a drink with limestone.
In fact, he nearly rectum
I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.
So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.
... Now I'm losing money hand over fist!
Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore
