RL yuks

Daughter goofing around put a Mr Potato Head hairpiece on Dad's head. "There, now you have a toupee!"

Dad replies, "I already have a lot of 'to-pays'. Electric bill, mortgage, cable, phone..."

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👤︎ u/kjbrasda
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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My daughter has a friend named Afton

I asked her if she had a brother named Beforton.

-One of my only RL dad comments, the groan was so satisfying.

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You know, I've been on this planet for thirty-seven years, amd I've only got two small vices

http://i.imgur.com/LiRlSov.jpg

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