I'd like to make it clear that I'm not that close to these two people, but it seems I've made a wrong decision regarding this fight.
For context, my class at the moment is currently working on a lengthy project about the events of Jan 6th, 2021. It's taken us about a month to do the research about the people, subpoenas and general information about the entire event so we're obviously drained.
Today, my one aquaintance, the Douchebag (DB), had an idea that the Richgirl (RG) had already thought of and was currently doing. This wasn't communicated well when she told him this. She was also mad at him because he seemed to be trying to lead and order the girls working the idea already. So she kind of wrote his idea off and DB said he took it as a "fuck you" basically. The DB already has some pretty bad anger issues and has alot to deal with at home. He's pretty notorious for blowing up, though he's always calm and happy when he talks to me.
There was alot more of arguing after that, and it seemed to go from 50 to 100 real quick with the DB and RG.
Ever since that class, he was very sullen and quiet, which is never the case with him. And yeah I get it, he's a Douche with a real shitty rep, but she's not the most likeable person either.
My thing is, I feel the need to console the Douche because I have this overwhelming need to make sure everyone feels heard and is okay.
He's a nice person...to me. But he's done some fucked up things, today I guess would count towards that.
So, my question is, do I let him be and let him mull over the events of the day? Or do I try to console him and let him know if he needs someone to talk to, I can be there for him even though we're not the bestest of friends.
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As we all know, the typical Kdrama trope would be a RichGuy/PoorGirl or vice-versa but are there any Kdramas that just focuses on the wealthy? Something akin to gossip girl or the heirs without the rags to riches character.
Blonde, pretty, upper-class, kind of snobbish, with a brunette rival.
Who am I describing you ask? Malfoy? Well, they're related through the Blacks, that much is confirmed in canon. But oh no, no we're diving straight into the shallow end of headcanon territory brought on by severe brain damage and a constant need to shitpost.
Lets add one more trait to that list: from the states.
Introducing Harry Potter's stateside richgirl cousin: Sharpay.
Sharpay Evans.
Thank you, Ill see my way out.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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