What do you do when you're somewhere over the rainbow?

Weigh a pie

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Somewhere over the rainbow...
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If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?

Somewheeere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

(sing it, and you’ll get it)

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Where do they weigh pies?

Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, way up high, (singing voice)

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Keith Urban is a dad

He's judging on American Idol and one contestant says "I'm going to sing Somewhere Over the Rainbow" and Keith suggest "You should sing it here"

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Bit long: There is a world where...

There is a world where everyone is a cheerio and there are 4 main ranks. There is the plain cheerio then the chocolate cheerio then then the rainbow cheerio and then finally King cheerio himself. In this world there is a man called Steve, Steve was a plain cheerio working at a Mc. donalds. He found working there very boring, so he saved up enough money to get a surgery to become a chocolate cheerio. And so he got the surgery and now he was able to be manager at the Mc. Donalds he was working at. However he still didn't feel as if this was enough so he saved up enough money to get another surgery to become a rainbow cheerio. Now that he was a rainbow cheerio he owned Mc. Donalds itself. As a celebration king cheerio hosted a party at his mansion for Steve's new job. During the party Steve got a chance to speak with the King and he asked him how it was to be a the king, but the king replied that it was extremely exhausting to be the king. So Steve decided that he didn't want to be king. After his conversation he felt thirst so headed over to the drinks building. On the first floor he new he could get bear which he wanted, but as he arrived he noticed that the line was too big. So Steve went up to the next floor where there was wine, but again the line was too big. On the third floor there was Coke, but just like the other floors the line was too big. He also new that on the 5th floor there was milk which was his favourite. So he thought that might as well skip the 4th floor to get milk. But he changed his mind has he walked by the 4th floor as he saw the sign that they where serving punch and as he realised there wasn't any punchline.

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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Harry Connick Jr. on American Idol.

Contestant: I'm going the sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Harry Connick Jr: I think you should sing here.

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Where would you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where is a good place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Where would you go to weigh a pie?

🎢 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngeloDeth94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow... weigh a pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Some where over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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