Which spice girl can hold the most petrol?

Geri can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
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Australia’s recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion

Victoria ruins it for everyone

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I always liked those spice girls back in the 90s. What were their names again?

Oh yeah, Salt-N-Pepa

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I just discovered that Cardi B's mother was one of the Spice Girls.

Stage name: Cardamom

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Which one of the spice girls can hold the most gas?

Geri can

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Which Spice Girl can hold the most fuel?

Gerri Can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Which Spice girl can carry the most petrol?

Jerry can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldboySlim
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My step mom comin through with the spice girl puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayleygrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Did you know that Cardi B is related to the Spice Girls?

One of her parents is Cardi-mom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why did the Spice Girls break up?

They couldn't find any Cumin, Ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rsiKy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Which of the Spice Girls can carry the most petrol?

Gerry can!

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Why did the Spice Girl have an existential crisis?

She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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My friend's dad told me he was one og the Spice Girls.

"Really?"

"Yeah, Old Spice!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why don't bees know any hit singles?

They only listen to the Bee-side.

Bonus: what would be the perfect line-up for a bee concert?

The Beegees, Sting and Queen.

Bonus 2: Bees' favorite Spice Girls song?

Wannabee.

Bonus 3: Favorite classical artist?

Ludwig van Beethoven.

Bonus 4: Favorite cartoon?

Beevis and Buzzhead.

I'll stop now, before everyone flies off the handle and tells me to buzz off.

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KFC's Colonel is a "Dad" if you check out the twitter page.

@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people

5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb

11 Herbs & Spices

(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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Out of 10?

Years ago whilst watching the Spice Girls on Christmas Top of the Pops, my uncle turned to me and said "that Emma Bunton (baby spice) is pretty fit, what would you give her out of 10?"

I replied "hmm, about an 8. What would you give her?"

"oh, I'd give her one" He said

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Dad just made that joke...

We were eating Indian food;

Dad: "Son, if one day you have an Indian Girlfriend it'll be your Spice Girl."

Awkward silence

Me: "Well..."

Awkward silence

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2015
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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Which Spice Girl can Cary the most petrol

Geri can

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol ...

Geri can.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Spice Girls

Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri Can.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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