A list of puns related to "Spice Girls"
Geri can!
Victoria ruins it for everyone
Oh yeah, Salt-N-Pepa
Stage name: Cardamom
Geri can
Gerri Can
Jerry can
One of her parents is Cardi-mom
They couldn't find any Cumin, Ground.
Gerry can!
She was contemplating what it meant to be cumin.
"Really?"
"Yeah, Old Spice!"
White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.
They only listen to the Bee-side.
Bonus: what would be the perfect line-up for a bee concert?
The Beegees, Sting and Queen.
Bonus 2: Bees' favorite Spice Girls song?
Wannabee.
Bonus 3: Favorite classical artist?
Ludwig van Beethoven.
Bonus 4: Favorite cartoon?
Beevis and Buzzhead.
I'll stop now, before everyone flies off the handle and tells me to buzz off.
@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people
5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb
11 Herbs & Spices
(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)
Years ago whilst watching the Spice Girls on Christmas Top of the Pops, my uncle turned to me and said "that Emma Bunton (baby spice) is pretty fit, what would you give her out of 10?"
I replied "hmm, about an 8. What would you give her?"
"oh, I'd give her one" He said
We were eating Indian food;
Dad: "Son, if one day you have an Indian Girlfriend it'll be your Spice Girl."
Awkward silence
Me: "Well..."
Awkward silence
In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.
Dad: Who sings this?
Me: Red hot chili peppers
Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.
Me: God dammit Dad.
Geri can
Geri can.
Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri Can.
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