#FT: 1. FC Union Berlin 2-1 TSG Hoffenheim
1. FC Union Berlin scorers: Andreas Voglsammer (22'), Grischa Prömel (73')
TSG Hoffenheim scorers: Timo Baumgartl (16' OG)
Venue: An der alten Försterei
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1. FC Union Berlin
Andreas Luthe, Robin Knoche, Dominique Heintz (Paul Jaeckel), Timo Baumgartl, Grischa Prömel, Levin Öztunali (Sheraldo Becker), Rani Khedira, Bastian Oczipka (Julian Ryerson), Christopher Trimmel, Andreas Voglsammer (Genki Haraguchi), Max Kruse (Kevin Behrens).
Subs: Keita Endo, Anthony Ujah, Frederik Ronnow, Kevin Möhwald.
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TSG Hoffenheim
Oliver Baumann, Kevin Vogt, Chris Richards, Stefan Posch (Sebastian Rudy), Dennis Geiger (Angelo Stiller), Andrej Kramaric, Christoph Baumgartner, David Raum, Kevin Akpoguma (Georginio Rutter), Munas Dabbur (Jacob Bruun Larsen), Ihlas Bebou.
Subs: Sargis Adamyan, Håvard Nordtveit, Benjamin Hübner, Luca Philipp, Tom Bischof.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Own Goal by Timo Baumgartl, 1. FC Union Berlin. 1. FC Union Berlin 0, TSG Hoffenheim 1.
22' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 1, TSG Hoffenheim 1. Andreas Voglsammer (1. FC Union Berlin) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Bastian Oczipka with a cross.
28' Kevin Akpoguma (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card.
45'+1' Munas Dabbur (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card.
59' Substitution, TSG Hoffenheim. Georginio Rutter replaces Kevin Akpoguma.
65' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Sheraldo Becker replaces Levin Öztunali.
72' Substitution, TSG Hoffenheim. Jacob Bruun Larsen replaces Munas Dabbur.
73' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 2, TSG Hoffenheim 1. Grischa Prömel (1. FC Union Berlin) header from very close range to the centre of the goal.
79' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Paul Jaeckel replaces Dominique Heintz.
79' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Genki Haraguchi replaces Andreas Voglsammer.
**8
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Match Info:
Date: October 30, 2021
Time: 15:30 (Europe/Berlin)
Venue: Stadion An der Alten Försterei
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Union Berlin: DWWWLD
Bayern Munich: WWLWWW
Lineups:
Union Berlin - 3-5-2
Starting XI: Andreas Luthe, Paul Jäckel, Robin Knoche, Timo Baumgartl, Christopher Trimmel, Genki Haraguchi, Rani Khedira, Grischa Prömel, Niko Giesselmann, Sheraldo Becker, Taiwo Awoniyi
Substitutes: Frederik Rønnow, Bastian Oczipka, Marvin Friedrich, Julian Ryerson, Kevin Möhwald, Levin Öztunali, Kevin Behrens, Cedric Teuchert, Andreas Voglsammer
Coach: U. Fischer
Bayern Munich - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Manuel Neuer, Josip Stanišić, Niklas Süle, Lucas Hernández, Alphonso Davies, Joshua Kimmich, Corentin Tolisso, Kingsley Coman, Thomas Müller, Leroy Sané, Robert Lewandowski
Substitutes: Christian Früchtl, Benjamin Pavard, Dayot Upamecano, Tanguy Nianzou, Omar Richards, Serge Gnabry, Marc Roca, Jamal Musiala, Marcel Sabitzer
Coach: J. Nagelsmann
Referee: H. Osmers
Match Stats:
| Union Berlin | Bayern Munich | |
|---|---|---|
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 6 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
| 4 | Shots inside box | 8 |
| 5 | Shots outside box | 2 |
| 9 | Total Shots | 10 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 8 | Fouls | 5 |
| 6 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
| 2 | Offsides | 3 |
| 40% | Ball Possession | 60% |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 336 | Total passes | 538 |
| 260 | Pass accuracy | 461 |
| 77% | Passes % | 86% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
15' Penalty scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
15' Yellow Card for P. Jaeckel (Union Berlin)
23' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
30' Yellow Card for N. Süle (Bayern Munich)
35' GOAL! Scored by L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
43' GOAL! Scored by N. Gießelmann (Union Berlin)
61' GOAL! Scored by K. Coman (Bayern Munich)
62' Substitution: J. Musiala for L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
64' Substitution: C. Teuchert for G. Prömel (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: K. Behrens for T. Awoniyi (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: J. Ryerson for C. Trimmel (Union Berlin)
65' GOAL! Scored by J. Ryerson (Union Berlin)
69' Substitution: D. Upa
... keep reading on reddit ➡TSPDT 3721, highest ranking 3511 in 2020; Director: Don Siegel; Writer: Stirling Silliphant; Watched December 24th as part of the Indicator Columbia Noir #1 Limited Edition Blu-ray box set (305) IMDB
86 minutes. Ten times better than any other film in this first Noir box from Indicator and may be up there as one top noirs I have ever seen.
I may be speaking with a touch of hyperbole, but this film was fun as hell to watch and was a well-constructed story. Robert Keith, Richard Jaeckel and Eli Wallach driving around town together collecting drugs from unknowing carriers was a very cool trio. They all had unique characters and all owned the scenes they were in. I don’t know who had the idea of making Robert Keith a soft-spoken older mentor to Wallach, but the *Pretty Woman (*or My Fair Lady or maybe even Pygmalion) angle worked wonderfully here and gave Wallach’s hitman character, Dancer, an extra layer of context.
Before I get too far ahead of myself, the plot is worth getting into briefly. A criminal mastermind, known only as “the man”, has this brilliant idea of putting a shipment of heroin in a series of antiques and selecting a random assortment of tourists as transports. They mysteriously find a deal on an old antique “too good to pass up” and take it back home to the US, proud of their ability to negotiate but completely unaware of what’s really inside. Once the antiques are safely back in the US, he hires Dancer and Julian to go collect the hidden drugs from the collectibles and put them in a secret spot for the man to take off their hands.
Easy enough, but a misstep from the previous collection crew tips the police off that something is funny. Also, as Dancer and Julian start collecting the returning tourists are all attached to these newfound purchases and getting access to them will be more difficult than anticipated. When one of the bags is missing altogether, Dancer makes the executive decision to confront the highly mysterious “man” to disastrous results.
The plot is interesting enough, but what really made this film pop for me was the creative choices around world-building and character development. Dancer and Julian are completely opposite characters. Julian is nearing retirement, has been in the game for a long time, is a man of culture and refinement, and is a mentor for Dancer. Dancer
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The first week of August, after watching a couple movies that had been on my watchlist for a while but I hadn’t seen, I decided that, given how many streaming services I subscribe to and how many movies had been sitting on my watchlist for far too long, I would watch at least one movie I hadn’t seen before every single day until end of the month and rate/rank them. Full disclosure, I liked pretty much everything on my list besides the bottom 2 films. I didn’t seek out films I didn’t think I’d like. And, obviously, these rankings are just my personal opinions, which is why I separated my rating by personal feelings and filmmaking quality. Ranking is determined entirely by personal rating however.
In August, I watched…
Chinatown (1974) (8/7/21) Dir. Roman Polanski Jack Nicholson Faye Dunaway John Huston Screenplay by Robert Towne Produced by Robert Evans Distribution by Warner Bros. Personal Rating - 8.5/10 Filmmaking Quality - 9/10
The Exorcist (1973) (8/7/21) Dir. William Friedkin Ellen Burstyn Jason Miller Linda Blair Max Von Sydow Screenplay by William Peter Blatty Produced by William Peter Blatty Distribution by Warner Bros. Personal Rating - 8/10 Filmmaking Quality - 9.5/10
Breakfast At Tiffany’s (1961) (8/9/21) Dir. Blake Edwards Audrey Hepburn George Peppard Patricia Neal Martin Balsam Buddy Ebsen Mickey Rooney Screenplay by George Axelrod Produced by Richard Shepard & Martin Jurow Distribution by Paramount Pictures Personal Rating - 9/10 Filmmaking Quality - 8/10
The Big Lebowski (1998) (8/11/21) Dir. Joel Coen Jeff Bridges John Goodman David Hiddelston Julianne Moore Philip Seymour Hoffman Steve Buscemi Screenplay by Joel & Ethan Coen Produced by Ethan Coen Distribution by Gramercy Pictures Personal Rating - 9/10 Filmmaking Quality - 9/10
Bonnie & Clyde (1967) (8/12/21) Dir. Arthur Penn Faye Dunaway Warren Beatty Michael J. Pollan Gene Hackman Estelle Parsons Gene Wilder Screenplay by David Newman & Robert Benton Produced by Warren Beatty Distribution by Warner Bros. Personal Rating - 8/10 Filmmaking Quality - 8/10
The Graduate (1967) (8/13/21) Dir. Mike Nichols Dustin Hoffman Anne Bancroft Katharine Ross Screenplay by Buck Henry & Calder Willingham Produced by Lawrence Truman Distribution by Embassy Pictures Personal Rating - 9.5/10 Filmmaking Quality - 10/10
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner (1967) (8/14/21) Dir. Stanley Kramer Spencer Tracy Sidney Poitier Katharine Hepburn Katharine Houghton Roy Gle
... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
#FT: 1. FC Union Berlin 2-5 Bayern Munich
1. FC Union Berlin scorers: Niko Gießelmann (43'), Julian Ryerson (65')
Bayern Munich scorers: Robert Lewandowski (15' PEN, 23'), Leroy Sané (34'), Kingsley Coman (60'), Thomas Müller (79')
Venue: An der alten Försterei
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1. FC Union Berlin
Andreas Luthe, Robin Knoche, Timo Baumgartl, Paul Jaeckel, Grischa Prömel (Cedric Teuchert), Genki Haraguchi (Kevin Möhwald), Rani Khedira, Niko Gießelmann, Christopher Trimmel (Julian Ryerson), Taiwo Awoniyi (Kevin Behrens), Sheraldo Becker (Andreas Voglsammer).
Subs: Bastian Oczipka, Frederik Ronnow, Levin Öztunali, Marvin Friedrich.
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Bayern Munich
Manuel Neuer, Lucas Hernández (Dayot Upamecano), Niklas Süle, Alphonso Davies, Josip Stanisic (Benjamin Pavard), Thomas Müller, Corentin Tolisso (Marcel Sabitzer), Joshua Kimmich, Robert Lewandowski, Leroy Sané (Jamal Musiala), Kingsley Coman (Serge Gnabry).
Subs: Marc Roca, Omar Richards, Christian Früchtl, Tanguy Nianzou.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
15' Robert Lewandowski Penalty - Scored
23' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 0, FC Bayern München 2. Robert Lewandowski (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Thomas Müller following a set piece situation.
30' Niklas Süle (FC Bayern München) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
62' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Jamal Musiala replaces Leroy Sané.
64' On: Kevin Behrens|Off: Taiwo Awoniyi
64' On: Cedric Teuchert|Off: Grischa Prömel
64' On: Julian Ryerson|Off: Christopher Trimmel
69' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Benjamin Pavard replaces Josip Stanisic.
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: 1. FC Union Berlin 2-5 Bayern Munich
1. FC Union Berlin scorers: Niko Gießelmann (43'), Julian Ryerson (65')
Bayern Munich scorers: Robert Lewandowski (15' PEN, 23'), Leroy Sané (34'), Kingsley Coman (60'), Thomas Müller (79')
Venue: An der alten Försterei
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1. FC Union Berlin
Andreas Luthe, Robin Knoche, Timo Baumgartl, Paul Jaeckel, Grischa Prömel (Cedric Teuchert), Genki Haraguchi (Kevin Möhwald), Rani Khedira, Niko Gießelmann, Christopher Trimmel (Julian Ryerson), Taiwo Awoniyi (Kevin Behrens), Sheraldo Becker (Andreas Voglsammer).
Subs: Bastian Oczipka, Frederik Ronnow, Levin Öztunali, Marvin Friedrich.
^____________________________
Bayern Munich
Manuel Neuer, Lucas Hernández (Dayot Upamecano), Niklas Süle, Alphonso Davies, Josip Stanisic (Benjamin Pavard), Thomas Müller, Corentin Tolisso (Marcel Sabitzer), Joshua Kimmich, Robert Lewandowski, Leroy Sané (Jamal Musiala), Kingsley Coman (Serge Gnabry).
Subs: Marc Roca, Omar Richards, Christian Früchtl, Tanguy Nianzou.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
15' Robert Lewandowski Penalty - Scored
23' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 0, FC Bayern München 2. Robert Lewandowski (FC Bayern München) right footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner. Assisted by Thomas Müller following a set piece situation.
30' Niklas Süle (FC Bayern München) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
62' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Jamal Musiala replaces Leroy Sané.
64' On: Kevin Behrens|Off: Taiwo Awoniyi
64' On: Cedric Teuchert|Off: Grischa Prömel
64' On: Julian Ryerson|Off: Christopher Trimmel
69' Substitution, FC Bayern München. Benjamin Pavard replaces Josip Stanisic.
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: 1. FC Union Berlin 2-1 TSG Hoffenheim
1. FC Union Berlin scorers: Andreas Voglsammer (22'), Grischa Prömel (73')
TSG Hoffenheim scorers: Timo Baumgartl (16' OG)
Venue: An der alten Försterei
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1. FC Union Berlin
Andreas Luthe, Robin Knoche, Dominique Heintz (Paul Jaeckel), Timo Baumgartl, Grischa Prömel, Levin Öztunali (Sheraldo Becker), Rani Khedira, Bastian Oczipka (Julian Ryerson), Christopher Trimmel, Andreas Voglsammer (Genki Haraguchi), Max Kruse (Kevin Behrens).
Subs: Keita Endo, Anthony Ujah, Frederik Ronnow, Kevin Möhwald.
^____________________________
TSG Hoffenheim
Oliver Baumann, Kevin Vogt, Chris Richards, Stefan Posch (Sebastian Rudy), Dennis Geiger (Angelo Stiller), Andrej Kramaric, Christoph Baumgartner, David Raum, Kevin Akpoguma (Georginio Rutter), Munas Dabbur (Jacob Bruun Larsen), Ihlas Bebou.
Subs: Sargis Adamyan, Håvard Nordtveit, Benjamin Hübner, Luca Philipp, Tom Bischof.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Own Goal by Timo Baumgartl, 1. FC Union Berlin. 1. FC Union Berlin 0, TSG Hoffenheim 1.
22' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 1, TSG Hoffenheim 1. Andreas Voglsammer (1. FC Union Berlin) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Bastian Oczipka with a cross.
28' Kevin Akpoguma (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card.
45'+1' Munas Dabbur (TSG Hoffenheim) is shown the yellow card.
59' Substitution, TSG Hoffenheim. Georginio Rutter replaces Kevin Akpoguma.
65' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Sheraldo Becker replaces Levin Öztunali.
72' Substitution, TSG Hoffenheim. Jacob Bruun Larsen replaces Munas Dabbur.
73' Goal! 1. FC Union Berlin 2, TSG Hoffenheim 1. Grischa Prömel (1. FC Union Berlin) header from very close range to the centre of the goal.
79' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Paul Jaeckel replaces Dominique Heintz.
79' Substitution, 1. FC Union Berlin. Genki Haraguchi replaces Andreas Voglsammer.
**8
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#Union Berlin 2-5 Bayern Munich
Match Info:
Lineups:
Union Berlin - 3-5-2
Starting XI: Andreas Luthe, Paul Jäckel, Robin Knoche, Timo Baumgartl, Christopher Trimmel, Genki Haraguchi, Rani Khedira, Grischa Prömel, Niko Giesselmann, Sheraldo Becker, Taiwo Awoniyi
Substitutes: Frederik Rønnow, Bastian Oczipka, Marvin Friedrich, Julian Ryerson, Kevin Möhwald, Levin Öztunali, Kevin Behrens, Cedric Teuchert, Andreas Voglsammer
Coach: U. Fischer
Bayern Munich - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Manuel Neuer, Josip Stanišić, Niklas Süle, Lucas Hernández, Alphonso Davies, Joshua Kimmich, Corentin Tolisso, Kingsley Coman, Thomas Müller, Leroy Sané, Robert Lewandowski
Substitutes: Christian Früchtl, Benjamin Pavard, Dayot Upamecano, Tanguy Nianzou, Omar Richards, Serge Gnabry, Marc Roca, Jamal Musiala, Marcel Sabitzer
Coach: J. Nagelsmann
Referee: H. Osmers
Match Stats:
| Union Berlin | Bayern Munich | |
|---|---|---|
| 40% | Ball Possession | 60% |
| 9 | Total Shots | 10 |
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 6 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
| 4 | Shots inside box | 8 |
| 5 | Shots outside box | 2 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 8 | Fouls | 5 |
| 6 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
| 2 | Offsides | 3 |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 336 | Total passes | 538 |
| 260 | Successful passes | 461 |
| 77% | Pass success rate | 86% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
15' Penalty scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
15' Yellow Card for P. Jaeckel (Union Berlin)
23' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
30' Yellow Card for N. Süle (Bayern Munich)
35' GOAL! Scored by L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
43' GOAL! Scored by N. Gießelmann (Union Berlin)
61' GOAL! Scored by K. Coman (Bayern Munich)
62' Substitution: J. Musiala for L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
64' Substitution: C. Teuchert for G. Prömel (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: K. Behrens for T. Awoniyi (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: J. Ryerson for C. Trimmel (Union Berlin)
65' GOAL! Scored by J. Ryerson (Union Berlin)
69' Substitution: D. Upamecano for L. Hernández (Bayern Munich)
69' Substitution: M. Sabitzer for C. Tolisso (Bayern Munich)
69' Substitution: B. Pavard for J. Stanišić (Bayern Munich)
75' Substitution: A. Voglsammer for S. Becker (Union Berlin)
75' Substitution: K. Möhwald for G. Haraguchi (Union Berlin)
79' GOAL! Score
... keep reading on reddit ➡2021: #234
Total reviewed for this sub: #449
TSPDT 3721, highest ranking 3511 in 2020; Director: Don Siegel; Writer: Stirling Silliphant; Watched December 24th as part of the Indicator Columbia Noir #1 Limited Edition Blu-ray box set (305) IMDB
86 minutes. Ten times better than any other film in this first Noir box from Indicator and may be up there as one top noirs I have ever seen.
I may be speaking with a touch of hyperbole, but this film was fun as hell to watch and was a well-constructed story. Robert Keith, Richard Jaeckel and Eli Wallach driving around town together collecting drugs from unknowing carriers was a very cool trio. They all had unique characters and all owned the scenes they were in. I don’t know who had the idea of making Robert Keith a soft-spoken older mentor to Wallach, but the *Pretty Woman (*or My Fair Lady or maybe even Pygmalion) angle worked wonderfully here and gave Wallach’s hitman character, Dancer, an extra layer of context.
Before I get too far ahead of myself, the plot is worth getting into briefly. A criminal mastermind, known only as “the man”, has this brilliant idea of putting a shipment of heroin in a series of antiques and selecting a random assortment of tourists as transports. They mysteriously find a deal on an old antique “too good to pass up” and take it back home to the US, proud of their ability to negotiate but completely unaware of what’s really inside. Once the antiques are safely back in the US, he hires Dancer and Julian to go collect the hidden drugs from the collectibles and put them in a secret spot for the man to take off their hands.
Easy enough, but a misstep from the previous collection crew tips the police off that something is funny. Also, as Dancer and Julian start collecting the returning tourists are all attached to these newfound purchases and getting access to them will be more difficult than anticipated. When one of the bags is missing altogether, Dancer makes the executive decision to confront the highly mysterious “man” to disastrous results.
The plot is interesting enough, but what really made this film pop for me was the creative choices around world-building and character development. Dancer and Julian are completely opposite characters. Julian is nearing retirement, has been in the game for a long time, is a man of culture and
... keep reading on reddit ➡#[Bundesliga 1 - 2021/2022 - Matchday 10] #FT: 90' Union Berlin 2-5 Bayern Munich
Match Info:
Date: October 30, 2021
Time: 13:30 (UTC) - [When does it kick off my time?](https://www.starts-at.com/e/?iso=2021-10-30T13:30&00:00&title=Union Berlin vs Bayern Munich)
Venue: Stadion An der Alten Försterei
Referee: H. Osmers
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Union Berlin: DWWWLD
Bayern Munich: WWLWWW
Lineups:
Union Berlin - 3-5-2
Starting XI: Andreas Luthe, Paul Jäckel, Robin Knoche, Timo Baumgartl, Christopher Trimmel, Genki Haraguchi, Rani Khedira, Grischa Prömel, Niko Giesselmann, Sheraldo Becker, Taiwo Awoniyi
Substitutes: Frederik Rønnow, Bastian Oczipka, Marvin Friedrich, Julian Ryerson, Kevin Möhwald, Levin Öztunali, Kevin Behrens, Cedric Teuchert, Andreas Voglsammer
Coach: U. Fischer
Bayern Munich - 4-2-3-1
Starting XI: Manuel Neuer, Josip Stanišić, Niklas Süle, Lucas Hernández, Alphonso Davies, Joshua Kimmich, Corentin Tolisso, Kingsley Coman, Thomas Müller, Leroy Sané, Robert Lewandowski
Substitutes: Christian Früchtl, Benjamin Pavard, Dayot Upamecano, Tanguy Nianzou, Omar Richards, Serge Gnabry, Marc Roca, Jamal Musiala, Marcel Sabitzer
Coach: J. Nagelsmann
Match Stats:
| Union Berlin | Bayern Munich | |
|---|---|---|
| 6 | Shots On Goal | 6 |
| 2 | Shots Off Goal | 3 |
| 4 | Shots inside box | 8 |
| 5 | Shots outside box | 2 |
| 9 | Total Shots | 10 |
| 1 | Blocked Shots | 1 |
| 8 | Fouls | 5 |
| 6 | Corner Kicks | 1 |
| 2 | Offsides | 3 |
| 40% | Ball Possession | 60% |
| 1 | Yellow Cards | 1 |
| 0 | Red Cards | 0 |
| 1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 4 |
| 336 | Total passes | 538 |
| 260 | Pass accuracy | 461 |
| 77% | Passes % | 86% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
15' Penalty scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
15' Yellow Card for P. Jaeckel (Union Berlin)
23' GOAL! Scored by R. Lewandowski (Bayern Munich)
30' Yellow Card for N. Süle (Bayern Munich)
35' GOAL! Scored by L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
43' GOAL! Scored by N. Gießelmann (Union Berlin)
61' GOAL! Scored by K. Coman (Bayern Munich)
62' Substitution: J. Musiala for L. Sané (Bayern Munich)
64' Substitution: C. Teuchert for G. Prömel (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: K. Behrens for T. Awoniyi (Union Berlin)
64' Substitution: J. Ryerson for C. Trimmel (Union Berlin)
65' GOAL! Sc
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