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Retinas Puns

A list of puns related to "Retinas"

What's a retina's favourite name?

Iris

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👤︎ u/Not_Weirder
📅︎ May 03 2017
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I've never actually seen the inside of my ears.

But I’ve heard good things.

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👤︎ u/houndoom92
📅︎ May 09 2023
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I saw a man going up a hill pushing a wheel barrow overfilled with horseshoes, four-leaf clovers, and rabbit's feet.

He was really pushing his luck.

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👤︎ u/3Deezy
📅︎ Apr 21 2023
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I got ketchup in my eyes today.

Now I have Heinz-Sight!

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👤︎ u/sirpunsalot69
📅︎ Mar 01 2023
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Jan 13 2023
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Eye surgeons like eye jokes...

The cornea the better.

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👤︎ u/wookiewithabrush
📅︎ Nov 01 2021
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Saw this at the Opthalmologist today
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👤︎ u/hallindavid
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?

Eye Poppy!!

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👤︎ u/Elseebee
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Bad eye jokes have been on the rise lately

Don’t think they can get much cornea.

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👤︎ u/poeticweeb
📅︎ Jun 19 2022
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Scientists have come up with an artificial retina that can cure blindness

I bet nobody saw that coming.

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👤︎ u/Blue_Phoenix912
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?

Detached retina

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👤︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..

I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"

she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.

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👤︎ u/zombie_riot
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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How are a cracked iPhone 6 and watching an eclipse without glasses similar?

Ruined retina display.

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👤︎ u/reemasqooraf
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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I like dad jokes about the eyes

The cornea the better

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👤︎ u/KBDFan42
📅︎ Sep 11 2022
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Eye jokes are the corneas jokes.
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👤︎ u/denise_magic
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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