Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus
If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.
What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
Coworker's response to us wearing similar outfits at office job
"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"
The main purpose of the call-response hooting that many owls engage in is to find and attract a potential mate.
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
So I walked into my daughter's room with a tape measure the other day, and she was lying on her bed reading a book. I stood in the doorway and started slowly extending the tape measure, all the way across the room, until it touched her cheek. "What??" she asked me. My response...
"I'm measuring your patience!"
The WHO have a German Doctor now heading up their COVID response..
.. He's Dr Hans Sanitizer.
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:
"It's not a poplar tree contest."
My girlfriend asked me if I could help bleach her hair. To my response:
Elephant response
My four year old granddaughter just came home from the zoo and asked why elephants have trunks. I did not miss a beat and replied they have too much stuff for a suitcase.
My response when asked why I go around healing blind people:
You’ll see. You’ll all see.
The response time was very slow
Response to any time your child asks you when something happened.
Well son, you were in Baghdad back then.
My response to my wife’s update to friends and family regarding my surgery
In response to all the negativity on Reddit, Here is a positive post.
Friend suggested I post to this subreddit, my response...
I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
What did the yoga instructor say in response to the eviction notice?
A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, “Honey, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, “Honey, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,
“Honey, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, “For the third time, yes I can hear you!”
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
He’s the Sturgeon General
My friend wasn't too impressed with my response....
In response to u/-umop-apisdn 's earlier post titled "Suislide" I present Sue-a-Slide
My husband wrote a very heartwarming birthday message for me on Facebook. This was my response
Being a goat who jokes a lot I often get different responses.
But I prefer, "Take my upvote and leaf".
My dad's response when I told him Eddie Money passed away (x-post)
I stubbed my toe and yelled MOTHERFUCKER! in response
My dad poked his head in and said: ¨You rang?¨
What triggers a Spanish man's Fight or Flight response?
BREAKING NEWS: To get a better response in Asia, Billie Dee Williams is being replaced with an virtually unknown actor.
People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.
My Dad's Response to Giuliani's Butt Dial
I texted my Dad a link to the initial headline. His response is in the link below.
http://imgur.com/gallery/cAM4mhO
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
The most dad response of all time
Neighbor: “we have a problem. There is water from your property coming on to my property.”
My dad: “well, you're downhill. your problem isn’t me, it’s gravity.”
...I am shook
edit: missed words
With great reflexes comes great response ability
With great reflexes, comes great response ability.
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