A list of puns related to "Funny Responses To"
I was once staying at a hotel which had two lifts, one for the bottom half and one for the top. I was intrigued with the system and asked the manager about it, his response was a fairly terse one "no funny business here, take the lift like anyone else would" he said strictly.
During my stay I needed to get to the higher section of the building, leading me to use the top lift. However when I came to move it, it took quite the effort and persuasion to get it to shift. Once I'd fiddled around and pushed a few more buttons it slowly made it's way up.
It was at this point I realised the manager simply had a stiff upper lift.
Just pretext: "un œuf" in french means "an/one egg".
French Teacher: Why do French people only eat one egg per day max?
Response: Because one egg is un œuf. (sounds similar to enough)
It may not seem very funny, but with the right prenunciation, this dadjoke is a killer vocally.
Well this was a little embarrassing as she is rarely funny. Anyway, I have been off work a lot over winter with chest infections and colds thanks to my asthma and the shitty English 'winter'.
She suggested I move back up north where the air is better, and I said that no, "I need to move abroad with my chest."
Her response: "What about the rest of you?"
I got schooled.
Background: My priest and cantor came to bless my house today. Afterwards, we were talking a bit and he made a pretty funny joke. I laughed and said "That's a pretty funny dad joke!"
His response: "That's Father Joke to you."
Cue the eye roll and forehead slap from the cantor.
I had a quintessential moment that I never thought would come...
My family and I were at church, and my son comes over and pokes at me to get my attention. I lean in close, and he says "I'm hungry."
My response? "Hello Hungry. I'm Dad, how are you?"
Needless to say, there were some folks who were unimpressed with us trying to stifle our laughter...or my pride that he thought it was funny. Got to start 'em young!
My response: "Well I want to know W, but we can't meet all the letters we want now can we?"
Daughter: (angry and annoyed tone) "That's NOT funny dad...."
My wife got a chuckle out of it.
I showed my dad some petrified wood, his response was "that's funny, it doesn't look that scared to me"
I saw this picture on the front page and had I had to send it to my dad. This is his e-mail response.
"Hey, Konceptz
Holiday greetings vary. Summer funny. Others try to spring a trap on the reader. Of course, that works best on people who will fall for anything. My Mom always told me that when I winter the mailbox to be careful for booby traps.
See son, I'm trying to look out for you. Hope you have a great Christmas!"
Quite dadstardly of him...
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