A list of puns related to "Resect"
What do you have after a bowel resection?
A semi-colon.
I had a lip resection (when they take tissue out of your lip) last year because my bottom lip was too big. When I woke up from the surgery, my dad leans in and says,
"I thought it was kinda rude how you gave the doctor that lip."
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