Research Professor Puns

A list of puns related to "Research Professor"

Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Two owls were sitting in opposite trees and hooting at each other while we were walking on a research trip. My professor earned dad joke gold.

I suggested the male owl was trying to mate with the female. My friend said no, they were probably married and it was a domestic dispute. Our professor said, "maybe someone forgot to pay their owlimony."

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👤︎ u/not_rude_and_ginger
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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👤︎ u/alecksface
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Professor dad jokes entire conference

We're at a research conference this week, and my professor was the session chair. He started out with "we all know that H2O is water, but - and I want you to really think about this - what is H2O4?" He then shows a diagram of the molecule for us all to ponder. After a minute he says, "so, what is H2O4? For drinking, bathing, washing up..." Cue a room full of groans and chuckles.

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👤︎ u/Phizzwizard
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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