A macademia.
One turned to the other and said "There's no information about whales here."
The other responded "Ok, we'll have to make a note, 'cetacean needed.'"
Euripides, you pay!
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.
My toast is more about being a vehicle for butter than enjoying the bread.
A roads scholar.
There was a poetry slam competition final between a university scholar and a country person.
Both had one minute to think of a poem that had to have timbuktu in it
The university student goes first and says:
slowly across the desert sand
trekking a lonely caravan
men on camels two by two
destination Timbuktu
and the crowd went wild. then it was the country mans turn to go
he said:
Tim and I hunting we went
met three girls in a pop up tent
they were three and we were two
so i bucked one and timbuktu
Who won?
Hebrews really good coffee!
If you're a Muslim scholar on the side, would that be Allah carte?
A scholar-ship.
In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded
"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."
I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.
Sister: "why are the roads a different color here than they are back home?"
Dad: "what do I look like? A roads scholar?"
