I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.

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What is a scholarโ€™s favourite kind of nut?

A macademia.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JPrimrose
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That's what I call a scholar ship
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How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?

He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.

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Two scholars were peer reviewing papers about the ocean...

One turned to the other and said "There's no information about whales here."

The other responded "Ok, we'll have to make a note, 'cetacean needed.'"

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What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?

Euripides, you pay!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stevebox2345
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From my actual Dad, about toast.

My toast is more about being a vehicle for butter than enjoying the bread.

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What do you call an academic trucker?

A roads scholar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vacantstare
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Timbuktu

There was a poetry slam competition final between a university scholar and a country person.

Both had one minute to think of a poem that had to have timbuktu in it

The university student goes first and says:

slowly across the desert sand

trekking a lonely caravan

men on camels two by two

destination Timbuktu

and the crowd went wild. then it was the country mans turn to go

he said:

Tim and I hunting we went

met three girls in a pop up tent

they were three and we were two

so i bucked one and timbuktu

Who won?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Flynnstar01
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Did you hear about that Jewish barista?

Hebrews really good coffee!

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My new pun...

If you're a Muslim scholar on the side, would that be Allah carte?

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[x-post r/showerthoughts] What do you call a college on a boat?

A scholar-ship.

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How I learned my business law professor is a dad on the last day of class

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

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Impromptu dad joke while traveling

Sister: "why are the roads a different color here than they are back home?"

Dad: "what do I look like? A roads scholar?"

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