I’m sick of having to tell everyone my car’s not a Renault

I own the damn thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowcoma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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"I want two new wipers for my Renault" I said to the shop assisstant

He replied "that's a good trade"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJGUHD
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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I just bought an expensive car, only to find it won’t go in reverse.

There's no going back now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I swear i saw a football on a nintendo

Yeah, it was Thierry on wii (only football fans get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notGormless
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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