Refinishing Puns

A list of puns related to "Refinishing"

I told my wife about the importance of prep-work when refinishing furniture...

Now she thinks I'm in love with a stripper.

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👤︎ u/falsenorth
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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I asked my floor refinisher if he does counter tops.

Our hardwood flooring guy is Micah. It's weird, but he talks in the 3rd person all the time. Like, "Micah doesn't love all that sanding" or "Painting is not what Micah does." Nice guy though.

I asked him if he'd refinish our counter tops and he said, "That's not formica."

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👤︎ u/Skarkroe
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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👤︎ u/Lauripetas
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Asbestos

Having the floor refinished at work they found asbestos in the adhesive. After workers came out 3 times to remove it all we were still complaining about some being left behind.

I look to my boss and say, "Well, I guess they got it asbestos they could!"

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👤︎ u/rb_wiggles
📅︎ Oct 11 2016
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I was working on the boat with my dad

We were screwing screws into a table because we had brought part of it home and refinished it. We couldn't find some of the screws until later and so he said, "that's screwy."

He didn't even realize it but I laughed harder than I should have.

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👤︎ u/kookoo831
📅︎ Mar 09 2014
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