Caulked Puns

E.g: There's caulk in my mouth!

This caulk is getting old.

My caulk is all crusty.

This caulk is a weird color.

This caulk smells funny.

Etc.

My brother was remodeling his house and a new bedroom was almost completed except for cleanup of sawdust, caulking, and other random construction leftover bits.

I grabbed a shop vac hose and began cleaning, making sure to point out that it made a pretty good caulk-sucker.

I was at the hardware store with my dad looking at some caulking when he says out of nowhere, "All i see is this 'brilliant white' color. I want my white to be stupid!"