My son; Dad, did you see some blonde Hollywood actress named Reese something…just stabbed a bunch of people?
Me; Witherspoon? My son; No, with her knife.
What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?
Reese’s Pieces
Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBt…
Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room
after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
No it was with a knife.
Did you hear that one actress was stabbed? Reese something?
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
Has anyone ever actually seen Reese witherspoon?
Seems like a misleading name..
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon
If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.
And inside would be Reese's pieces.
My 7-year-old son, Reese, has a crush called Ella who's moving schools. He wants to know which school she's moving to.
I wonder what Ella meant to Reese..
Did you hear that Reese what’s her name stabbed her husband?
Nope with a knife.
I heard that actress Reese whatshername is in rehab because she is addicted to eating soup...
Witherspoon?
Dad: I assume so, but nobody knows for sure
I heard that actress Reese what's-her-name got stabbed...
A gasping audience: Witherspoon?! Dad: No, it was with a knife
Did you hear about the actress that just killed herself? Reese....Reeese something-
-Witherspoon?!
- no with her knife.
Thanks dad.
Me: Did you hear Reese ‘whats-her-name’ stabbed somebody?
Kids: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Sister: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed someone? Reese something or other?
Me: Witherspoon?
Sister: No! With a knife!
Did you hear that Reese cut herself?
No, not Witherspoon...
With her knife.
Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed last night? Reese something....
"witherspoon?" "No, with a knife!"
Me: Did you hear about that actress getting stabbed to death last night? What's her name, Reese something or other?
Wife: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.
