It will be called Cus-tom auto.
She wanted the task manager
It's called Velocity.
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke itβs leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookiesβ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakeryβs reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
A reboot.
The Juander Years
β¦oh wait, he does.
My left foot
A revamp
Because it was a pane to replace.
Take your boots off then put them back on again.
He reboots
To get rebooted
I'll reboot you
Me: Are you asking me to reboot myself?
In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:
If youβre dating someone who doesnβt love Star Wars, youβre looking for love in Alderaan places.
He rebooted himself
He reboots himself.
Reboot
My dad was picking me up from school on one occasion so I could come home for the weekend. It was about an hour drive one way, so naturally I didn't get to see them during the week.
As we were waiting at a red light, he turns to me and says, "You know, your mom and I saw a UFO coming to get you this morning." Without missing a beat, I responded with "Really? Why was there a UFO coming to get me?"
And he just froze. I think he actually had to reboot for a second.
