They want to reboot Speed with One Direction

It's called Velocity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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2020 still needs a reboot, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Stop all these reboots
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinowdziej
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?

The Juander Years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...

…oh wait, he does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I recently heard they were going to reboot

My left foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinowdziej
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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After my co-worker's computer froze she came back and said "sorry, had to reboot".

I said, "So now you're wearing two sets of boots?"

Rolled her eyes and groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcox1124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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How To Reboot:

Take your boots off then put them back on again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThursdayNightX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Why did dad get angry when the window was broken?

Because it was a pane to replace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a rebooted series based on Dracula?

A revamp

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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How does a cowboy start his day?

He reboots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wings31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?

To get rebooted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderLion99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What did the doctor say to the patient who broke their foot for the second time?

I'll reboot you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Her: Your shoes are all torn. You need a new pair.

Me: Are you asking me to reboot myself?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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Star Wars Puns

In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siborg71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Did you hear they're doing a Das Boot..

...reboot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellgoshgollygeez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What does an android do when his shoes get dirty?

He reboots himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devmittal_civ16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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My I.T. co-worker got new shoes

He rebooted himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?

Reboot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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I dadjoked my own dad.

My dad was picking me up from school on one occasion so I could come home for the weekend. It was about an hour drive one way, so naturally I didn't get to see them during the week.

As we were waiting at a red light, he turns to me and says, "You know, your mom and I saw a UFO coming to get you this morning." Without missing a beat, I responded with "Really? Why was there a UFO coming to get me?"

And he just froze. I think he actually had to reboot for a second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godolin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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How does a cowboy start his day?

He reboots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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