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I hated it at first, but now I love it.
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I'm reading a book on the history of glue.
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Just finished reading a book about how to make clothes quickly...
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"I'm measuring your patience!"
I just finished reading a book on the history of metal fasteners.
I have to say it was absolutely riveting.
My wife said she was reading a banned book
I asked if it was about marching or jazz
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
Today, my kid asked: “Can I have a book mark? I’m reading a book”
I burst into tears. He is 11 Years old and still does not know my name is John.
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The translator of this book I'm reading couldn't find the pun in the original language
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I asked my wife why she likes reading books about black holes.
She said “because they are timeless”.
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they're impossible to put down.
My kid was reading a book about magical oranges
That was some real Pulp Fiction
I’m reading a book about WD-40.
I just finished reading the phone book.
Not much of a plot, but man, what a cast!
I usually pour water and leaves all over my books before reading them.
Yes, it sounds weird, but it’s a novelty.
I love reading books in Braille
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I’ve been reading a really good book about vacuums
I’m just so sucked into it!
I asked my girlfriend what book she was reading
She replied "It's a mystery."
I said "Doesn't it say on the cover?"
Cue eye rolling.
My Dad couldn't stop collecting and reading books about The Hobbit.
I was reading a book the other day and a man started adding dirt to a farmers land.
That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.
I just finished reading my book about fishing
I was reading a book about Romania for eight hours straight.
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