I’m too proud of myself to not tell anyone. I honestly think it was like one of those jokes that you come up with after the opportunity has passed, accept this time I thought of it quick enough. I hope this doesn’t appear as self-aggrandizement, I just think it was a good pun.
Because dawn is tough on Greece.
The cover told readers to "Digest"
and that's only to see the readers digest.
Saw an edition of reader's digest.
Me: Hm. How you can outsmart diabetes.
Buddy: ... it's learning!
About a week before this, I had my dad and stepmom proofread an essay of mine.
Me: "So I got a C+ on that paper from last week. Apparently my formatting was weird and I didn't make it 'digestible' enough for the readers."
Dad: "Oh wow, I suppose that's my fault. I didn't know we were supposed to eat it."
