I’ve been rating everyone’s bathroom on a scale from one to ten. I’ve gotta say...

Urinate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tswart92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My friends love rating my wife’s butt on a numerical scale...

I find it pretty assinine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkenney20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11

I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because I’m basic as hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate today

A solid 10/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldcup09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I'd have to rate this pun on a sliding scale [xpost from /r/musicmemes]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zonination
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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My football teammate asked me, β€œOn a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”

I gave him a high five.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The cast of Stranger Things was told to rate The Office on a scale from 1 to 10

It was given an 8 and 1/2 by Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodStevening
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoMaicanMeCrazy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...

She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I asked my friend to rate my listening skills and he said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10"

Really don't understand why he told me to urinate on a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDPhoenix-8632
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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