I’ve been rating everyone’s bathroom on a scale from one to ten. I’ve gotta say...
Urinate.
My friends love rating my wife’s butt on a numerical scale...
I find it pretty assinine
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11
I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because I’m basic as hell.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate today
A solid 10/10
My football teammate asked me, “On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate our after-victory celebration?”
I gave him a high five.
I'd have to rate this pun on a sliding scale [xpost from /r/musicmemes]
The cast of Stranger Things was told to rate The Office on a scale from 1 to 10
It was given an 8 and 1/2 by Eleven
My daughter received $46 cash in a birthday card
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
I asked my friend to rate my listening skills and he said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10"
Really don't understand why he told me to urinate on a skeleton.
