Looks like the Patriots did the ramming tonight *wink*
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π
︎ Feb 04 2019
What did the ram say to his wife?
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π
︎ Apr 16 2021
Too much ram
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π
︎ Feb 13 2021
Budumtishhhh
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π
︎ Apr 13 2021
Gourd in ram z
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π
︎ Jan 29 2021
Hydraulic ram
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π
︎ Feb 17 2021
Not long until you get RAMβd
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π
︎ Dec 21 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
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π
︎ Aug 23 2020
Gourd on Ram C
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π
︎ Aug 03 2020
Random And Merry(RAM)
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π
︎ Aug 02 2020
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
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π
︎ Sep 14 2020
I always wanted a car
But I could never a-Ford one
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π
︎ Mar 30 2021
This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep
I thought they were usually ram packed
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π
︎ Apr 21 2021
How did the computer eat its supper?
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π
︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
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π
︎ Jul 01 2020
This brings back memories
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π
︎ Nov 09 2020
Expensive balloons
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π
︎ Oct 02 2020
My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...
Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
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π
︎ Jul 30 2020
This really brings back old memories
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What did the fish say when he rammed into the warm wall?
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π
︎ Jun 22 2020
A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
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π
︎ Apr 02 2020
DDR RAM
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π
︎ Jan 09 2020
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
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π
︎ Dec 26 2020
I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it
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π
︎ Sep 08 2019
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π
︎ Aug 14 2019
Dodge Ram
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π
︎ Dec 30 2017
Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said youβre on.
I said, βitβll be 0-0.β
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π
︎ Feb 03 2019
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π
︎ Feb 26 2017
**laughs in RAM**
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π
︎ Mar 17 2019
would provide energy for sure
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π
︎ Aug 14 2020
What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?
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π
︎ Jan 28 2021
The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
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π
︎ Mar 02 2019
Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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π
︎ Feb 04 2019
What did the Ram say to the Lady sheep?
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π
︎ Aug 03 2019
She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
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π
︎ Aug 01 2020
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
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π
︎ Oct 05 2020
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it wonβt work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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π
︎ Jul 04 2019
Dodge RAM
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π
︎ Feb 19 2018
When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?
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π
︎ Nov 12 2016
You know what they say about the Rams offense?
They were just Goff their game.
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π
︎ Feb 04 2019
How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
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π
︎ Nov 22 2020
My computer has more RAM then a field of sheep
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Three sheep
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter βAβ written on it. The second had a collar with βBβ and the third had βC.β The chef didnβt know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheepβs head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheepβs head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheepβs head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
Thatβs what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Iβve been learning to play a Ramβs Horn.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
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