Looks like the Patriots did the ramming tonight *wink*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What did the ram say to his wife?

I love ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Too much ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Budumtishhhh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmakhz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Gourd in ram z
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Hydraulic ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irish122
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Not long until you get RAM’d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shea7TDM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davethomasv2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Gourd on Ram C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Random And Merry(RAM)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savings_Cattle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

Because it didn't see the ewe turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I always wanted a car

But I could never a-Ford one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswagdodo11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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This morning I saw an animal trailer transporting a few female sheep

I thought they were usually ram packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megabot3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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How did the computer eat its supper?

In megabytes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?

Cause he called her an ew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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This brings back memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Expensive balloons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeWhoHonks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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This really brings back old memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dank_memes-420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did the fish say when he rammed into the warm wall?

"Hot dam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.

Now that's what I call a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KROMATIXX_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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DDR RAM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linux_is_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it

I must've lost my memory

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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A ram-dom act of vandalism gfycat.com/definitivezany…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/serbedemer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Dodge Ram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teccsupport
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoarenRyiker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.

I said, β€œit’ll be 0-0.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I don't like green eggs and ram, I don't like them Sam I am i.reddituploads.com/cdb9f…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demibot1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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**laughs in RAM**
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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would provide energy for sure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?

Dodge Ram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumelon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew1351
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What did the Ram say to the Lady sheep?

"You're Baahewetiful"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aussiepako
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...

She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Dodge RAM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?

Short-term memory loss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KFCNyanCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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You know what they say about the Rams offense?

They were just Goff their game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My computer has more RAM then a field of sheep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Three sheep

A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter β€œA” written on it. The second had a collar with β€œB” and the third had β€œC.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.

That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pensrule2007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.

Shofar so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefferyt51
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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