Looks like the Patriots did the ramming tonight *wink*
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
Was he trying to Dodge or Ram?
This brings back memories
Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
Because it didn't see the ewe turn.
My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...
Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
This really brings back old memories
What did the fish say when he rammed into the warm wall?
A train engineer believed a hospital ship was the site of secret government conspiracy and decides to ram it with his train.
Now that's what I call a loco-motive.
would provide energy for sure
How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
I had a pile of RAM, but I can't quite recall where I put it
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
Three sheep
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter “A” written on it. The second had a collar with “B” and the third had “C.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
Its a Dodge Ram that could Dodge being Rammed....
I bet my son $10 I could predict the score of the Pats-Rams game tonight before it starts, and he said you’re on.
What did the Ram say to the Lady sheep?
The New Zealand Police investigating another kind of ram-raid
Halftime: Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
What do you call it when a shephard can't find his ram?
You know what they say about the Rams offense?
They were just Goff their game.
The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.
There was no battering ram.
My computer has more RAM then a field of sheep
When it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer, what is it called?
I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.
I recently walked down a street with the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, 1mb etc
That was a trip down memory lane
Why should you never tell a feminist you want more RAM?
She'll ask you what's wrong with ewe.
The sheep were slow to eat my lawn today -- turns out I just needed more ram.
Laptop ram is always so difficult to find.
No matter how much light I use its always sodimm
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