It’s not fair-o
Norse-ry
It soon became a laughing stock.
They were revolting
I'm just living on borrowed thyme.
Apparently after a few sprays, you bug out.....
They were the Eye-Patchy pirates...
Papa Roach: suffocation, no breathing
SUFFOCATION.
NO BREATHING.
Call in the SWAT team
An Instagram.
Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the astronaut decided to approach them and make first contact. Upon speaking to them, he found that they called themselves the Jibbles.
The astronaut lived amongst the Jibbles for many years and found that they used a unique series of toe rings as currency. Unable to pronounce their word for the currency, he called them ToeKins, chuckling to himself at his pun.
As the years went by, the astronaut learned of a war-like race of Jibbles. They came to his village and raided their supplies. They beat up several of the sweet Jibbles, and they threatened the astronaut. Months of this had the sweet Jibbles exhausted, and the astronaut hatched a plan.
Taking all the gear from his spaceship, he snuck away to the mean Jibbles camp in the night. He met with their leader and offered him his wealth in order to buy a peace between their villages. Seeing the array of technology the astronaut had brought, the chief agreed to his terms. The astronaut asked for a sign of good faith he could show his village when he returned. So the chief removed one of his toe rings, took a knife, and sketched a crude picture of a jibble and the astronaut holding hands. This he gave to the astronaut.
Returning home, the astronaut declared that there was now peace amongst their villages! The Jibbles drank and made merry and everyone wanted to see the gift from the other tribe. Late that night, when everyone had gone to sleep drunk, the mean Jibbles snuck into camp and killed them all. Turning over the astronauts corpse, they found they couldn't remove the ring from his hand.
And that's why you shouldn't trust non-fun-Jibble-toekins.
He was arrested on suspicion of money laundering.
Busta Rhymes
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
The Papa Roach replied "Suffocation. No breathing."
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
The home button.
A gator raid
Don't move a mussel.
Because I keep telling them Shoe Shoe.
Judging from their noise, they definitely want a buzzcut.
Its a Day Care Scenter!
She's like a fashion Mongol
"No, it kills them."
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
They use a Sven Diagram.
So I went to the store to find something to get rid of them. Not knowing anything I picked out a bottle of raid and I asked the worker if it was any good for bees to which he replied “not at all it kills them”
Me: "He's just chilling out!"
Their careers were in ruins.
... When they charged into the bathroom they found Head and Shoulders.
Papa Roach: Suffocation, no breathing
Papa Roach: Suffocation, no breathing.
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
Baby Roach: what happens if we get sprayed with raid?
Papa Roach: suffocation, no breathing.
Nobody move a mussel!
