Whatβs a radical leftistβs favorite style of font?
Sans Sheriff!
What's the country with the most radical policies?
Sweetzerland.
What food is radical...but not too radical?
A rad***ish***.
What is the most radical form of water?
Ice is.
How did the spider get so radical?
He was always surfing the web
Simplifying Radicals...
So I was complaining about having to write notes on this video about simplifying radicals, and my Dad tells me that I should, "Cut their hair and put them in a suit..." He's still talking about it with my mom.
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
When something is kinda rad, but not too rad.
Her: Undress me with your words.
Me: Thereβs a spider in your bra.
The root of good math jokes is
Be radical
My alt-left and alt-right friends needed some space between them.
I saw two huge ratios fighting against each other.
It was a war of epic proportions.
Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:
"Radical!"
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
He was too far out, man.
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Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
Atheists can't solve exponential equations because they don't belive in higher powers
Iβm trying to convince my kids to learn Chinese
I keep telling them that itβs a radical language
My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.
I thought that was pretty radical.
