Got pulled over by the cops for speeding today...

Making small talk while writing my ticket, the cop asks me what I do for work....

"I'm a rectum stretcher" I replied...

"A rectum stretcher? What's that involve?' he asks.

"Well, first we stretch the rectum by getting a few fingers in there, then a couple arms, then we stretch em out all the way to 6ft!" I say...

"Wow, what do you do with a 6ft arsehole?" He asks

My reply?

"Well, we put em out on the side of the road with a radar gun!"

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📅︎ Sep 13 2022
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