Look, I'm not a racist

I don't even have a race car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiefighterr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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I just don't get why he called me a racist...

I don't even watch Nascar.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a giant racist clown?

A big IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Turntable
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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How do you know someone is a racist?

"They go VROOM VROOM VROOM"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yonatan_Shai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?

The Coup Klux Klan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMV03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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This might sound a little racist...

...but I hate the 100 meter dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryGeneric
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?

A uniformed racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Hamilton is a racist

He does car races

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayusYT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body

After all, racism is only skin deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ru5tyk1tty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Did you hear the one about the racist pirate?

He kept using a hard arrrrr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swollenbumholio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?

Because they were Nazis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar_Reindeer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?

Well he was having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malcolm_Y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I don’t want to sound racist, but...

Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What do you call a French racist?

A BIGÈT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Command_wt8mf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?

The Mac cleu cleus clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squatingonmars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I think my husband may be a racist.

He freaked out when he found out my boyfriend is Black.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My racist punny friend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaktoc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unkempt_ROUS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.

Lactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samarpaul77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why do Racists like Macbooks?

Because their not PC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djhenry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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My dumb friend is a closet racist

Closets aren't even a race!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?

After all, they become arean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I don't mean to sound racist, but

Amish people can NOT drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Do you know why some are racists?

They can Nazi the value of all people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Competitive runners are just racists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingerbeardedbear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why do racists hate the antiderivative?

Cuz they don’t wanna integrate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why are pirates racist?

They use the hard arrr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toomanyshreks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What does a group of racist designers call themselves?

FFF

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why is most of the alphabet racist?

Because they are not z's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaywoah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races

Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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thats racist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alom123456
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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The award as the most racist country in Europe goes to..

Montenegro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainforceK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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My friends keep saying that I’m a racist.

I told them that since my injury I have not run any marathons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warbird051
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Car commercial editors are racist as hell...

...they're always crushing the blacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffbowman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I apologize if this sounds racist but...

All ultrasounds look the same.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?

lacktoes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Drunk racists are always slurring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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