Look, I'm not a racist
I don't even have a race car!
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I just don't get why he called me a racist...
I don't even watch Nascar.
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︎ May 12 2021
What do you call a giant racist clown?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
How do you know someone is a racist?
"They go VROOM VROOM VROOM"
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
This might sound a little racist...
...but I hate the 100 meter dash.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
They say an informed racist is better than an uninformed racist. You know what's worse than an uninformed racist?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Hamilton is a racist
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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︎ Dec 22 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
A lot of people say they donβt have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Did you hear the one about the racist pirate?
He kept using a hard arrrrr!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I donβt want to sound racist, but...
Every one in the KKK looks the same to me.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What do you call a French racist?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I think my husband may be a racist.
He freaked out when he found out my boyfriend is Black.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
My racist punny friend
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︎ Sep 15 2019
What club do racist scientists join?
The Potassium Potassium Potassium
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︎ Sep 06 2018
What do call a racist man without feet fingers that is allergic to milk.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Why do Racists like Macbooks?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My dumb friend is a closet racist
Closets aren't even a race!
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︎ Feb 23 2020
If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?
After all, they become arean.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I don't mean to sound racist, but
Amish people can NOT drive.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Do you know why some are racists?
They can Nazi the value of all people.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Competitive runners are just racists.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why do racists hate the antiderivative?
Cuz they donβt wanna integrate!
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Why are pirates racist?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
What does a group of racist designers call themselves?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Why is most of the alphabet racist?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races
Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
thats racist
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︎ Dec 26 2018
The award as the most racist country in Europe goes to..
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︎ Feb 11 2019
My friends keep saying that Iβm a racist.
I told them that since my injury I have not run any marathons.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Car commercial editors are racist as hell...
...they're always crushing the blacks.
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︎ Jun 30 2018
I apologize if this sounds racist but...
All ultrasounds look the same.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
What do you call racists who dont like people with missing toes ?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
Drunk racists are always slurring
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