19 Hilarious Py Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Who ate the first pies?

The pie oneers.

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👤︎ u/obi_wannabee

📅︎ Feb 14 2021

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Why do pies like mistletoe?

Because they like to pukka up

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👤︎ u/Hedwig505

📅︎ Jan 24 2021

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How do muslims like their pies?

Allah mode!

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👤︎ u/moist_bum

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?

He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.

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👤︎ u/CIMMGW

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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beware the pies

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👤︎ u/hem_27

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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Where do they weigh pies?

Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, way up high, (singing voice)

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👤︎ u/fingadod

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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Snoo-py

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👤︎ u/Kuledood543

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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What do you call a man who sells cow pies for a living?

An entre-manure!

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👤︎ u/MS_PaintEnhancer

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?

Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/sirjoseph62

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies...

...what’s the beef?

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?

I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/VeeJay999

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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If McDonald's and Apple merged we would get Big MacBooks, Apple Watch Pies, and get free Wi-Fries in store.

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👤︎ u/singleandavailable

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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Competitive Pies.

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👤︎ u/Not-Trump007

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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I bake apple pies for a living. I recently bought an apple corer, but I quit using it...

...because it was boring.

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👤︎ u/Gasoline_Dion

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

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When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.

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👤︎ u/KarateChop231

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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My brother stopped at a bakery for pies

My brother (a new dad) bought Thanksgiving pies from a fancy bakery.

Bro: they were a really hipster bakery. Tattoos and piercings and all.

Me: Oh, and did they give you the pies still warm?

Bro: no...

Me: well, they should've given it to you before it was cool.

I got several audible groans!

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👤︎ u/kmdg22c

📅︎ Nov 30 2014

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The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"

"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.

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👤︎ u/coachlasso

📅︎ Jan 28 2015

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Pies are $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas

Those are the pierates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/Starcream28266

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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