Which group of historical puppets invaded Spain, according to George Costanza’s Trivial Pursuit card?

The Moopets

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Did you hear about the psychotic pig?

He went ham

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I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.

A student asked "what if you're ugly?'

As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
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Fishing used to be a solo pursuit...

These days it involves a lot of networking

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Will Smith receives Oscar for his role.

The Pursuit of Slappiness

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- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Playing trivial pursuit brought the dad jokes out in full force.

My wife got the question: "Which city is NOT located in Egypt - Cairo, Dakar, Rosetta?"

Wife: "Where is Dakar?"

Dad: "In the garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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My Dad's response to a GTA pursuit.

Mom: "He's going so slow, why don't they just pull in front of him?"

Me: "if it's grand theft auto they might be worried he's armed."

Dad: "Well of course he's armed."

Me: "How can you be sure?"

Dad: "Well he can't drive with no arms!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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A joke my dad made while playing a game of Trivial Pursuit

The question was something like: "What was the name of the soap opera that featured an episode about a woman who had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy?"

His answer: "The Young and the Breastless"

Still a classic dad joke.

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Trivial pursuit with dad...

Playing Trivial Pursuit with my dad, best friend and a couple others when my dad asks my friend the question (paraphrasing here, was a long time ago), "What human organ is flexible, washable, and replaces itself continually?" The answer was skin but my friend got it wrong. Dad doesn't miss a beat and says, "It was probably the "washable" that threw you off."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relativex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office

I will find you. You have my Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatehatedate
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was going to cover the windows of our new house with curtains, but my wife came in and tossed vertical blinds at me...

Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...

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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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Puns for my extra credit in English

Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.

Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittapread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My friend and his son were talking about whether the son was a banana.

Friend: I think you look like a banana.

Son: I'm not a banana!

Me: I don't know, kid. I think you have appeal.

Cue groans from the wives and high fives for the dads.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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When I lost Ruth in the grocery store, I destroyed nearly every aisle looking for her.

I was Ruthless in my pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poppatop
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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You wouldn't believe what I saw on my way home from work last night.

Okay so I get off at 4:00 and I didn't waste any time leaving the office. Shut down my computer, grabbed my keys, and I was on the road by 4:05. It had been a pretty crazy day and I was ready to get home.

As I'm driving home I notice I'm running on Empty. I probably could have made it home but I was really craving a Coca Cola so I decide to stop at the nearest gas station.

Anyways I'm filling my tank I see an old lady a few gas pumps away putting gas in her old beat up station wagon but didn't really think anything of it and just continued to enjoy my icey cold Coca Cola.

Next thing I know I see this old lady holding the gas pump nozzle spewing gas everywhere. I guess she had taken the nozzle out of the vehicle w out disengaging the automatic trigger or whatever but it went EVERYWHERE. Her car, her arms, the ground, all over the place and by the time she got that thing to stop spraying there was at least a gallon of gas everywhere.

So I immediately run over to see if she's okay and she smells like straight up gas. I gave her napkins to dry off her hands and to clean what gas was spilled on the car. She said she was okay and thanked me for my help so I leave and head home.

So now I'm a few blocks from home, driving over the last hill right before my next turn and all of a sudden, almost out of nowhere, she comes flyin past me in that same old beat up station wagon with, I shit you not, her arm CAUGHT ON FIRE. And as if that's not bad enough there are two cops right behind her in hot pursuit. So while I'm freaking out trying to pull over to the side she zooms past so fast I barely catch a glimpse of her frantically flailing her arm out the window as they all go over the hill.

At that point couldn't believe what I was seeing it was just too crazy. So I quickly get back on the road and make my way over the hill and I spot her. She's pulled over in the emergency lane. I see the same old lady being handcuffed and put in the back of the squad car.

Yeah turns out she was arrested for waiving a fire arm in public.

Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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Why aren't more people making educational board games?

It's a Trivial Pursuit.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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What's my favourite board game about Italian food?

Trivella pursuit

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Technically from my Grandad...

We were playing trivial pursuit when I was younger, and he gets a question.

"What does a Peacock mate with?"

He looks around the room, going a bit red..

"I dunno, it's beak?!!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear Dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply Β’an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love, dad

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